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Name: Anna
Gender: Female
Interests: Alpha Xi Delta, reading, running, sleeping, rowing/ coxing, playing the piano, travelling, shopping, decorating, socializing, politics, movies, snowboarding, hanging out with my sorority sisters and my Tennessee Crew, listening to all kinds of music including country, football, and etc...
Expertise: living life without a dull moment
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4/20/2004
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| Read this... its quite amusing!
A Hangover Ratings Guide...
One-Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries from any truck stop USA.
Two-Star Hangover: No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing the internet and writing junk e-mails.
Three-Star Hangover: Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space shot and not so productive. You have the attention span of a gnat. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86'd you at 3:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E! fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of Diet Coke - yet you haven't peed once.
Four-Star Hangover: Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars) your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76. You would shoot your mother to have one or all of the following:
1. The clock to strike 6pm
2. The entire appetizer list from TGIFridays
3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
Five-Star Hangover (a/k/a Dante's 4th Circle of Hell): You have a second heartbeat in your head (exacerbated by 6 bouts of the dry heaves) which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pour and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. | | |
| So here I am surfing through the web wondering what interesting things I may come across. Well I found this quote by Chico Marx. He states, "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." Any guy that can come up with a line like that, makes me want to find that guy and give him a test run. This guy sounds like Casablanca, Don Juan, or a guy who basically knows how to play the game, "make her lips tremble and weak in the knees." Too bad Chico Marx is dead. Anyway, below this quote is a kissing quiz (of course) in which I decided to take the quiz to see what kind of kisser I am and here are the results. You scored : 34.
If your score was between 31 and 45:
You're a Krafty Kisser!
A Krafty Kisser enjoys being playful and prankish. You're the kind of person that is naturally more frisky and even a little mischievous. You like to pull and run your hands through their hair, creating that combination of pleasure mixed with a tad of pain. You like to be random with kisses, and vary in the kinds of kisses you want to give. The kisses can be from sexy and seductive to sweet and smooth. Variety is your spice in life. You enjoy being spontaneous and will kiss anywhere, especially in public places where it becomes more thrilling to you. Be careful not to play too many games, you may loose track of how your partner is feeling. Make sure your partner is comfortable with all your various kissing levels. Overall you are certainly the most balanced and experimental of all the kissing styles, and you make kissing fun by creating variety.
Take the quiz and see what type of kisser you are. http://www.virtualkiss.com/quizzes/ Oh and here are more kissing quotes. "A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one." ~ Guy de Maupassant “I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.” ~John Troast "Kiss me and you will see how important I am.” ~Sylvia Plath
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| Last night, we played UGA Bulldogs in Athens, Ga. At first all expectations weren't high, after all, UGA was ranked 10 and we were ranked 13.... until last night. It was such an exciting game with us, the Volunteers making the first touchdown in the first quarter. However, our winning streak didn't last very long. UGA scored two touchdowns very quickly. It was until the last half of the game when it became very exciting. We kept scoring touchdown after touchdown. Ainge made amazing passes and Meacham made awesome catches. We also made amazing intercepts and that whats made us score 51 points!!  GO UT VOLS!!!!
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| Why? Why did we have to lose to Fl Gators by one point? Maybe its because I ate gator gumbo, and God didn't think that was right, so he let the Fl. Gators win today with one point. It was such a close game, and I was hoping that we would beat them and sing "Rocky Top" at the top of my lungs. Oh well...we still have a chance at Ga. Bulldogs, LSU, etc... It would be SO GREAT if we went to the National Championship like we did in 97-98. I would soooo buy tickets and go see that game. | | |
| So this past Saturday, the UT vs. Air Force game was supposed to be an uneventful game, but we were VERY wrong. We the Volunteers especially the defense team played undeniably terrible against an option team, the Air Force. We beat them by 31-30. How terrible is that? Don't get me wrong, the Air Force has a really good team, but 31- 30??? If the defense had actually used their brains, then we would have beat them by 20 points!! I would have never imagined that I would say that our defense team sucks, but I am. Our offense was amazing but our defense was retarded. We could not even crack their offense at all. We let them run a 100 yards sooooo many times, it was just an appalling site. Our defense needs to shape up and shape up quick before we play the Florida Gators this weekend. Oh by the way, our student tickets sold out in two days. My friend, Richard, got up at the crack of dawn and got us the only tickets left, standing room tickets. I hope we beat the Gators... no, we BETTER beat the Gators.
Oh and another thing, I have a goal. By the end of this semester, I am going to have a body like Kelly Monaco. Wish me luck  If you don't know who she is, by the way which most men do, google her.
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